Or Burger King, or KFC, or any other American franchises because every time their wives refuse to have sex with them, they can just channel their frustration by spitting into the burgers.
Damn all the cooks at the Chinese Restaurants
Because every time they lose money at the card game they can release their stress by peeing into the sweet and sour soup.
Damn all the cooks at the Italian Restaurants
Because every time someone sends back a plate of spaghetti they can just throw it on the floor, let it mixed with dirt and pick it up and replace it on the plate, add a little garnish, and say that the said spaghetti has been re cooked or re heated or whatever the customer wants it to be done.
Damn all the cooks at the French Restaurants
Because every time a customer gets on their nerves they can just fart on the food and carry the food to the table themselves, and watch with satisfaction as the unfortunate customer chews on the food and complimenting it.
Damn all the cooks
Who have the luxury of hiding in the kitchen with the door closed. They can just do whatever they want with the food and by the end of the shift they can grab some beers and laugh over the facts that some sorry ass dude has eaten their spit, pee, fart and other nastiness.
That must be the greatest feeling of all.
The feeling that I would never experience, EVER.
- the bitter teppanyaki cook -
