Monday, October 22, 2007

Confessions of a Serial Killer


I killed a hundred little children and I buried their bodies in my backyard. They are on the corner of a very famous street, in a respected residential area, the last place people would look for decomposed children bodies.

I do not remember the names of my victims therefore for documentation I have categorized them into what I predict their future would be, had they not been killed by me.

Below are the five categories, not in any particular order, as contrary to typical personalities of serial killers, I am not a very organized person.

They are:
1. 20 Samples of Children Who Would Sleep With Other People’s Husbands
2. 20 Samples of Children Who Would Steal From The Poor
3. 20 Samples of Children Who Would Molest Little Children
4. 20 Samples of Children Who Would Have Crystal Meth Lab On Their Basements
5. 20 Samples Children Who Would Sell Their Bodies To Support a Heroin Habit, Or Any Other Habit For That Matter

I see those children are of no use for the future, because the world has already suffered as it is from never ending wars, global warming, terrorism, natural disaster and frustrated unhappy people who have wrong ideas about everything.

Those children were not randomly picked. I had followed the life of each individual child at a very close range to arrive to the conclusion that that particular child had better off not living.

The factors I used for my considerations are:
1. Genetic Heritage
2. Financial Situation
3. Family Educational Background
4. Religious Belief or Lack of It
5. Physical Appearance

Factor No 5 I believe is the make or break factor, for it has the power to negate the other 4. For those who doubt my theory, I would like to present two case studies: Adolf Hitler and Pamela Anderson. I believe no further explanation is needed.

I did not sexually molest any of the children, for I am not suffering from any sexual perversion. I did not perform any kind of torture while they were still alive, for I do not believe in aggression.

I gave each and every one of them decent burial, each one was put in a nice expensive coffin, for each person died a hero, little angels who did not have to turn into satanic human being as adults.

I preserved their souls and I sent them to heaven with my own two hands. I believe that a hundred is a large enough number to make my point clear.

I killed not because I was driven by animal urges or under demonic spell. I killed because I long for a world free of criminals and injustice. I long for a world of intellectuals who could think freely and act fairly.

This is a plea for indecent people to stop producing indecent children.

Please help me in saving the world.